“I bought some powdered water. Now I don’t know what to add to it.”
For a little Christmas cheer, enjoy some wisdom from Steven Wright.
And, for even more fun, you can fake “friend” me here on the only social network where absolutely nothing is for real.
– ken winston caine
POP QUIZ:
Although the brain is only 2% of the total body weight, it consumes 25% of the body's oxygen. What does this mean?
A. If you feel short of breath, stop thinking.
B. People without brains need 25% less oxygen.
C. Our brains should be bigger.
D. The body considers thinking an important activity.
E. We should spend 75% of our time doing something other than thinking.
F. You shouldn't walk, think, and chew gum at the same time.
G. Keep breathing.
– From the late Peter McWilliams, author of multiple wonderfully wise, wise-ass, and simply helpful self-help books, including ‘Do It.’
